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1、有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
【 #英语资源# 导语】幽默是人类独有的品质、能力和交际方式，语言是人类特有的能力和交际工具，幽默的传达和创造又往往是借助语言完成的。下面是由 带来的有趣幽默的英语句子阅读，欢迎阅读!
【篇一】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
01. 人生的遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that"s because
sunshine is at your back.
【篇二】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读
I asked God for a bike, but I know
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰腴的经验打败你.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智能就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智能则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智能告诉你最终还是男女有别。
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and ta
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